Step 1: Ignore the assholes.
Hint: Make bogus Foursquare check-ins to entertain yourself
Because my mom is tired of doing these things for me. Alternate description: Why Kelsie, Inc. will never have an HR department.
I mean, duh.
Drink wine, cry and rely on gender stereotypes to make yourself feel better.
Neither scenario is pretty.
Emotional diarrhea and other outpourings.