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Seeking: Intern.

  Seeking intern to be assistant to bad-ass chick whose personal life is kind of a hot mess. Serious applicants only. Any resumes sent without a cover letter will immediately be sent to the top of the pile because the right candidate knows that they’re a waste of time & no one reads them anyway. … Continue reading



Here’s where I’m at right now, with much dramatic embellishment: late on Syracuse rent, make barely enough to pay Los Angeles rent plus groceries, gas, and necessary alcoholic expenditures to make the aforementioned tolerable. I have no job security, I’m sick, and I’m on medication that makes me feel like a zombie. But I’m okay. … Continue reading